Banks
Every time we pay in a cheque we are asked to go for a review of our bank account. Well to stop them hassling us any more we went in for a meeting with a bank bod to have a meeting to see if we needed a review???? Anyway - basically we are very good customers!!!! They credit rate you on a scale of one to ten, one being the safest possible customer and 10 being super high risk - well we were a 2 - quite impressive!!!!! But what just amazed me is the bank were so trying to give us loans, and credit cards - and increase our overdraft - its like they want us to borrow loads and loads of money and then not be able to pay it back to the bank, so they can charge us loads of interest and then we cant pay it back and then our credit rating goes to 10 - all very bizzare!!!! Anyway.....
Zak went for his morning poo this morning and did it in the potty rather than the toilet which he never does, when i asked him why he had done this he said "because the toilet is very dirty mummy" - it was ... but i have now cleaned it and it is beautiful!!!

Shame on you the poor child he could be scarred for life all because mummy had a dirty toilet.